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re: South Carolina women's bball - 1st national champs not invited to White House since 1983
Posted on 10/20/17 at 11:48 am to Carolina_Girl
Posted on 10/20/17 at 11:48 am to Carolina_Girl
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Shamefully, I was once married to a Clemson alum
"So a man walks into a bar, and sits down. He starts a conversation with an old guy next to him. The old guy has obviously had a few. He says to the man:
"You see that dock out there? Built it myself, hand crafted each piece, and it's the best dock in town! But do they call me "McGregor the dock builder"? No! And you see that bridge over there? I built that, took me two months, through rain, sleet and scorching weather, but do they call me "McGregor the bridge builder"? No! And you see that pier over there, I built that, best pier in the county! But do they call me "McGregor the pier builder"? No!"
The old guy looks around, and makes sure that nobody is listening, and leans to the man, and he says:
"but you frick one sheep..."
We're here for you, CG
Posted on 10/20/17 at 12:13 pm to Vecchio Cane
I got a good laugh outta that, VC.
I should've known better than to marry him in the first place. Gamecocks and taters are like oil and water. We truly do not mix. Incompatible.
I should've known better than to marry him in the first place. Gamecocks and taters are like oil and water. We truly do not mix. Incompatible.
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