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Posted on 9/29/17 at 1:44 pm to CapstoneGrad06
Seems to me our players are in trouble and we took care of it, not the FBI.
Posted on 9/29/17 at 1:55 pm to GooseSix
Im not. Its factual.
Posted on 9/29/17 at 1:55 pm to roadGator
One of those is not like the other...
Posted on 9/29/17 at 1:58 pm to mtopdawg421
I gave vandy some leeway
Posted on 9/29/17 at 1:59 pm to roadGator
Posted on 9/29/17 at 2:03 pm to AUTiger45
Norm Sloan and Vernon “Cornbread” Maxwell says hello.
Posted on 9/29/17 at 2:11 pm to AUTiger45
UF is either one of the cleanest programs in the country in all sports when it comes to NCAA compliance, or one of the best (honestly, probably THE best) at hiding it from the public. We have a reputation of being cleaner than necessary and it's even caused us some headaches when the school goes overboard to avoid even the appearance of an infraction.
We learned from Cheatin' Charlie, guys. Though without him I doubt we find the success in football that we did. He made us nationally relevant again for the first time since the 60s (OMG YEA GUYS! UF was nationally relevant in the 1960s! Who knew we played football before 1990???
).
Anyway, Thanks for cheating, Mr. Pell. Rest in Peace. Because of your Clemson morality we have become a national program and one of the best athletic programs in the whole country. Best of all, we don't need to cheat anymore.
Good on you for being clean too, Vandy. Your academics are far above ours but at least we're the only other respectable institution in the SEC (frick you Georgia).
All you other scumbags are cheating pieces of excrement. Thank you for making the Gators look good by comparison, though.
Now we just need to make sure our football players stop being fricking dumb shits about their criminal tendencies and we'll be good except for the fact that we suck arse. Murder and crime is for AFTER you leave UF, not during your time as a UF st..as a UF athlete - btw no proof, no crime.
If we stop being terrible at football then we'll be good again. I guarantee it. Anyone want to wager on it? Winner gets the other's diploma as a trophy. Bama fans, just FYI a diploma is the paper that university grads are given when they finish school.
You cheating, sister-loving no education having lowlifes (not you Vandy, you're alright).
We learned from Cheatin' Charlie, guys. Though without him I doubt we find the success in football that we did. He made us nationally relevant again for the first time since the 60s (OMG YEA GUYS! UF was nationally relevant in the 1960s! Who knew we played football before 1990???
). Anyway, Thanks for cheating, Mr. Pell. Rest in Peace. Because of your Clemson morality we have become a national program and one of the best athletic programs in the whole country. Best of all, we don't need to cheat anymore.
Good on you for being clean too, Vandy. Your academics are far above ours but at least we're the only other respectable institution in the SEC (frick you Georgia).
All you other scumbags are cheating pieces of excrement. Thank you for making the Gators look good by comparison, though.
Now we just need to make sure our football players stop being fricking dumb shits about their criminal tendencies and we'll be good except for the fact that we suck arse. Murder and crime is for AFTER you leave UF, not during your time as a UF st..as a UF athlete - btw no proof, no crime.
If we stop being terrible at football then we'll be good again. I guarantee it. Anyone want to wager on it? Winner gets the other's diploma as a trophy. Bama fans, just FYI a diploma is the paper that university grads are given when they finish school.
You cheating, sister-loving no education having lowlifes (not you Vandy, you're alright).
This post was edited on 9/29/17 at 2:17 pm
Posted on 9/29/17 at 2:16 pm to roadGator
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Florida
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the flagships of integrity
Posted on 9/29/17 at 2:16 pm to phil4bama
You still have that Thriller cassette tape?
Posted on 9/29/17 at 2:18 pm to LSU316
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LSU316
At least our student body and faculty don't smell like swamp shite. And our stadium is even called the Swamp - you have no excuse.
How much did Ed O pay off the school to get you to hire him? He must be super rich.
Posted on 9/29/17 at 2:18 pm to The muffintime
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Cheatin' Charlie
Does he still hold the record for most major infractions? 100+ right
Posted on 9/29/17 at 2:19 pm to NYCAuburn
quote:He was the Nick Saban of cheating.
Does he still hold the record for most major infractions? 100+ right
RIP you beautiful cheating bastard. But frick you for fricking over Galen Hall. But thanks for getting us Spurrier indirectly by fricking over Galen Hall.
This post was edited on 9/29/17 at 2:20 pm
Posted on 9/29/17 at 2:29 pm to The muffintime
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Vandy. Your academics are far above ours but at least we're the only other respectable institution in the SEC (frick you Georgia).
I don't even have to say anything since you went ahead and implied it yourself.
Posted on 9/29/17 at 2:32 pm to AggieDub14
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Corndogs vs. Convicts next week is gonna be great.
FIFY
get it right motherfricker.
Posted on 9/29/17 at 2:33 pm to S1C EM
quote:Don't you start with me boy!
I don't even have to say anything since you went ahead and implied it yourself.
Posted on 9/29/17 at 2:34 pm to The muffintime
Galen Hall, Jackie Sherrill, Pat Dye, Charlie Pell, Danny Ford, all those cheaters learned their skills from the Bear.
Posted on 9/29/17 at 2:36 pm to Pavoloco83
The fact that you named Galen Hall means that you don't know wtf you're saying. And this isn't a joke at all - I'm totally serious. The worst thing he did was help a player of his pay his rent for a month. HOLY shite EVERYBODY THIS IS INCORRECT. I REPEAT: THIS IS NOT A CORRECT STATEMENT. THE RENT WAS NOT PAID. THE RENT HAD NOT BEEN PAID. NO CONFIRMATION ON WHETHER OR NOT IT WAS TOO DAMN HIGH. RENT MONEY WAS REROUTED TO THE CHILD SUPPORT ATTORNEY. MORE ON THIS CRITICAL STORY ON PAGE 3, BROUGHT TO YOU BY SOME RANDOM SHITHEAD. MY APOLOGIES FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. The NCAA was still in the mood to frick us over for Charlie, and they did. Our administration at the time was so scared that they massively overreacted at ANY AND ALL possible issues.
Galen Hall was screwed over terribly. Sad that a good man had to be ruined for us to get Steve Spurrier back in Orange and Blue.
Anyway, I'm 29 so Bear Bryant might as well be folklore to me. I know what he supposedly did but I'm not quite sure he actually existed. So all you old farts - is it true what the jealous masses say about him cheating? I know he was Saban before Saban was Saban when he was managing his roster and fricking over his recruits, but did he cheat, or cheat worse than was the norm back then? I really want to know your perspectives, so please put your shitty personalities on hold for 2 minutes to write me a reply.
P.S. I'm sorry but the defense of his character by bringing up his bringing in black players relatively early is legit. Obviously he only did it to win, but everyone else wanted to win too. So frick you if you diminish his impact on racial progress. That was a time when race relations were actually important - not like today where "race relations" are just...I don't even know but I do know it's full of dumb crying bitches who have it so good and don't even know it.
Galen Hall was screwed over terribly. Sad that a good man had to be ruined for us to get Steve Spurrier back in Orange and Blue.
Anyway, I'm 29 so Bear Bryant might as well be folklore to me. I know what he supposedly did but I'm not quite sure he actually existed. So all you old farts - is it true what the jealous masses say about him cheating? I know he was Saban before Saban was Saban when he was managing his roster and fricking over his recruits, but did he cheat, or cheat worse than was the norm back then? I really want to know your perspectives, so please put your shitty personalities on hold for 2 minutes to write me a reply.
P.S. I'm sorry but the defense of his character by bringing up his bringing in black players relatively early is legit. Obviously he only did it to win, but everyone else wanted to win too. So frick you if you diminish his impact on racial progress. That was a time when race relations were actually important - not like today where "race relations" are just...I don't even know but I do know it's full of dumb crying bitches who have it so good and don't even know it.
This post was edited on 9/29/17 at 3:14 pm
Posted on 9/29/17 at 2:45 pm to roadGator
South Carolina is not a target of the investigation according to the DOJ. Neither are any current staff members or players.
Posted on 9/29/17 at 2:45 pm to The muffintime
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The worst thing he did was help a player of his pay his rent for a month
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you don't know wtf you're saying
Hey Florida fan, do you need some help on the violations by Galen Hall.
I'm not saying they are egregious in any way, but you're wrong on the reason.
He paid assistants out of his pocket and he assisted a player with legal expenses in a child support case.
This post was edited on 9/29/17 at 2:52 pm
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