re: Sonic Fights

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I whipped SavageOrangeJug's arse at the Sonic in Ooltewah a while back. Vols&Shaft drove all the way from South Carolina to record it. You could hear Robert Goulet in the background shouting "Worrrrldstaaarrrr"

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...and David Ricky was suddenly awakened by the sound of his Mom vacuuming the living room floor above his head. He lay on his sweat stained couch and looked around the dimly lit basement. It had all been a dream.

He had not been in the presence of the man, the myth, the legend known as SavageOrangeJug.

The famous Vols&Shaft had not been there, nor was he coming there.

The face of Robert Goulet in his dream had been that of the old Black guy down at the produce stand who occasionally came by to bang his Mom.

Sadly David Ricky sat up and logged onto SEC Rant. "Mom, can you bring me a Hot Pocket?"