re: Good day to revisit MercerBears' trips to Oxford & the ensuing hilarity

Oh this was a whole, long story. He had a job interview but had eaten something that upset his stomach and he started farting while sitting with the other ppl awaiting their interviews and that the smell was noxious and almost seemed to form a cloud. He said he felt it coming on and at that time they called his name for his turn to interview but he got up, kinda hunched over, and began almost running for the bathroom and every step he took sounded like he was stepping on a seal from the sound of the farts. When he finally made it close to the bathroom it erupted violently and he shite all over himself. He didn't know what to do at that point and the bathroom had a window so he climbed out of it and never went back.

The part about it sounding like he was stepping on a seal with every step is what got me.