re: What's a good alternative to home ownership?

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What's a good alternative to home ownership?

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Find a sugar momma who has a paid for house and can afford a staff to keep it up. You don't own it but you enjoy all the perks of living there. Nice thing about sugar mamas is they seem to like poor boys so if you have decent looks, some smarts, and a large penis you are in even with no money.