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50 shades of Grey-update****
Posted on 5/22/17 at 4:15 pm
Posted on 5/22/17 at 4:15 pm
Someone tell me the fascination with these movies. Mrs. Hogwarts started watching the latest movie the other night and I left the room and went to bed. Why are women so infatuated with these movies? 
Update****-So since the movie was watched by Mrs. Hogwarts, she has been behaving a little differently in the boudoir. She wants me to take control more and has implemented more talk that is a little risqué in our sexy time. I don't know who the author of the book is but I am drafting a thank you note to them as we speak.
Update****-So since the movie was watched by Mrs. Hogwarts, she has been behaving a little differently in the boudoir. She wants me to take control more and has implemented more talk that is a little risqué in our sexy time. I don't know who the author of the book is but I am drafting a thank you note to them as we speak.
This post was edited on 5/31/17 at 3:33 pm
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Posted on 5/22/17 at 4:54 pm to Hogwarts
They like bondage
Posted on 5/22/17 at 5:45 pm to Hogwarts
Why would you go to bed
Bide your time until she's all hot and bothered.
Bide your time until she's all hot and bothered.
Posted on 5/22/17 at 5:51 pm to Hogwarts
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Mrs. Hogwarts started watching the latest movie the other night and I left the room and went to bed.
You missed your chance...
Posted on 5/22/17 at 6:11 pm to Hogwarts
My wife read the first book and went off the deep end. She's now my ex wife...
Posted on 5/22/17 at 6:58 pm to Hogwarts
Yeah you missed a golden opportunity. You might have even found out whether no really means yes and yes really means anal.
Posted on 5/22/17 at 6:59 pm to Hogwarts
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Why are women so infatuated with these movies?
But yeah, do you really have to wonder why women are drawn to a story about getting railed by a mysterious, rich, powerful, and handsome man?
Posted on 5/22/17 at 11:29 pm to Hogwarts
So you went to bed while your wife stayed up getting all hot and horny watching a movie about bondage and anal sex? Congrats on the sleep dumbass
Posted on 5/23/17 at 3:26 pm to Hogwarts
Dude are you serious?? Went to see that film w/my ex(who's normally rather reserved) she let me finger bang her with other couples around, went home took some X and we fricked like rabbits for 6 hours straight.. She was even let me in through the backdoor.. 
Posted on 5/29/17 at 12:21 pm to Hogwarts
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I left the room and went to bed.
Rookie move
Posted on 5/30/17 at 10:42 pm to Hogwarts
Women inherently like to be dominated by men, it's a primal urge encoded in their DNA. The fact that these books and movies are so popular is living proof of that.
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