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Posted on 4/12/17 at 8:18 pm to DownSouthJukin
Posted on 4/12/17 at 8:18 pm to DownSouthJukin
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Depends on the size of the spider.
If we're talking tarantula, there's a definite chance of a problem.
Well, as the old guy, you did not frequent sex in Louisiana
Probably no longer going on, but 50 to 150 years ago spider sex was big in the Big Easy.
It went something like this
Naked man placed is hot steamy tub naked as a baby
Booze or drugs administered to relax a bit
Tarantula is tied to a string by woman
String is lowered over mans penis so only hairy tips of spider feet come in contact
Woman works spider like a puppet till man achieves happy ending
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Posted on 4/12/17 at 8:34 pm to Cheese Grits
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Naked man placed is hot steamy tub naked as a baby
Booze or drugs administered to relax a bit
Tarantula is tied to a string by woman
String is lowered over mans penis so only hairy tips of spider feet come in contact
Woman works spider like a puppet till man achieves happy ending
I'm not even going to google "spider-sex." That is fricked up whether its true or whether you just made it up.
This post was edited on 4/12/17 at 8:34 pm
Posted on 4/12/17 at 8:42 pm to Cheese Grits
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It went something like this Naked man placed is hot steamy tub naked as a baby Booze or drugs administered to relax a bit Tarantula is tied to a string by woman String is lowered over mans penis so only hairy tips of spider feet come in contact Woman works spider like a puppet till man achieves happy ending
What in the hell is wrong with people?
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