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Posted on 4/12/17 at 7:51 pm to Cobrasize
Posted on 4/12/17 at 7:51 pm to Cobrasize
Depends on the size of the spider.
If we're talking tarantula, there's a definite chance of a problem.
I had a roommate in college, who was in mid-coitous, bolt from his room and leave his friend girl in there because a wolf spider was on the wall behind his bed. I had to go kill it with a boot.
And I didn't get the goods for doing it. I should have at least asked for a beej. Damn it.
If we're talking tarantula, there's a definite chance of a problem.
I had a roommate in college, who was in mid-coitous, bolt from his room and leave his friend girl in there because a wolf spider was on the wall behind his bed. I had to go kill it with a boot.
And I didn't get the goods for doing it. I should have at least asked for a beej. Damn it.
This post was edited on 4/12/17 at 7:53 pm
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Posted on 4/12/17 at 7:59 pm to DownSouthJukin
I couldn't feel all spicy with those beady eyes staring at me lol
Dern, killin it was worth a slobber, south
Dern, killin it was worth a slobber, south
Posted on 4/12/17 at 8:18 pm to DownSouthJukin
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Depends on the size of the spider.
If we're talking tarantula, there's a definite chance of a problem.
Well, as the old guy, you did not frequent sex in Louisiana
Probably no longer going on, but 50 to 150 years ago spider sex was big in the Big Easy.
It went something like this
Naked man placed is hot steamy tub naked as a baby
Booze or drugs administered to relax a bit
Tarantula is tied to a string by woman
String is lowered over mans penis so only hairy tips of spider feet come in contact
Woman works spider like a puppet till man achieves happy ending
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