re: Alabama Basketball Recruiting and Offseason Talk

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I worked in produce and the produce room was in the back corner of the store, so I would get drunk back there all of the time. I had sex back there numerous times with cashiers and one of the chefs. I opened a can of sardines and taped it to the bottom of the back door ladies desk. I never knew the Asian lady's name that worked in the bakery, so I just called her hop sing. Would throw fruit at people. Taped a guy's resignation letter to all of the time clocks so everyone could see what a bitch he was. Pallet jack races. I would get on the roof and throw fruit into the YMCA pool next door. Put lube all over the cooler doors and handles. I almost poked a guy's eye out with a metal rod (hit him right below his eye).

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