re: When Jeff Long gave Bert a 4.25 million dollar contract

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Could someone please fill me in on when everyone started calling him Bert? TIA

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We get it. You know his name his actually Bret, but you don't want to come out and say "hey dumbasses, his name is Bret!", because you don't know if everyone else knows that too, and you're actually the dumbass. So, you pose the "question" to make your point without having to make the point. It's been Bert since he came into the league basically, and you know this.