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re: Embarrassing confessions friends have made to you.

Posted on 2/1/17 at 9:28 pm to
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 2/1/17 at 9:28 pm to
quote:

had one co worker telling me how she was conceived out of rape (it was a white mom black dad type too) and another telling me how she lost her baby. She was only like 19 too.


Jesus that's rough.
Posted by TigerTalker16
Columbia,MO
Member since Apr 2015
11533 posts
Posted on 2/1/17 at 10:20 pm to
Yeah, I used to work at the one on Towne Dr.

My friend and coworker at the time told me that story.

ETA: You live in Columbia, right? I know we've had our differences on here, but I'd be down to meet up with ya and get a drink somewhere. I tried to get KCMOtiger to go out with me a few times, but I think he moved back to KC after he graduated. I have nothing to hide. I'm not a catfish. I got my student ID on me at all times. shite, I'll be downtown tomorrow night.
This post was edited on 2/1/17 at 10:42 pm
Posted by MIZ_COU
I'm right here
Member since Oct 2013
13771 posts
Posted on 2/1/17 at 11:27 pm to
yeah. Haven't been downtown in a bit cause I'm almost down in Ashland now. We haven't had our differences IMO, just some fun skirmishes. I don't take the KA stuff nearly as seriously as you do (or I used to when I was your age). I used to deliver for Shakes waayyy back in the day. Like when there was only one Shakes. Ran into interesting situations there too.

You're majoring in CS right?
This post was edited on 2/1/17 at 11:34 pm
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 2/2/17 at 1:40 am to
Few years back a coworker in a warehouse, fat black guy with a speech impediment that was clearly off, told us how he met up with somebody for sex from some dating app and after spending over an hour with this person, making out with this person and he says "I reached down the panties and grabbed it and realized they were slinging bigger than me". Apparently he was only mad because the tranny didn't tell him upfront. He had another tranny "friend" he talked about emotionally sometimes.


Kid in HS told me he participated in a circle jerk with about 5 other guys. Because the other guys were football players and "cool" kids he apparently thought I would be impressed and think he was cool too. This kid was a compulsive liar though who despite only being 3rd string in 8th grade and never being on the football team in HS because he was always "injured" (mythical ACL injury half of HS) claimed to have been recruited by North Alabama to play WR. This was a 5'8" white guy who wasn't really fast or athletic and had terrible hands. Not sure if it'd be worse if the circle jerk actually happened or if he made it up hoping to sound cool.
Posted by Allyn McKeen
Key West, FL
Member since Jun 2012
4291 posts
Posted on 2/2/17 at 8:21 am to
I had a female marketing manager that wasn't getting her work done, and it was pissing everyone off. I called her in to see if I could get her back on track. She told me that she was just upset a lot lately. She had been to the doctor and he told her that she had herpes and something else going on down there. At the moment, the doctor wasn't sure what the something else was.

She then said that she only had sex with her boyfriends, and she felt betrayed. She didn't know which one to confront, and she wanted to tell the other one, but she didn't know which one probably knew and which one didn't.

Sheesh. TMI. Don't bring your personal life to work. Get your work done or else.
Posted by Sleeping Tiger
Member since Sep 2013
8488 posts
Posted on 2/2/17 at 12:37 pm to
Do you think the muscular black guy's penis got inserted into the vaginal area that night?

Your bizarrely dweebish story reads like virgin Forrest Gump writing bad literotica.

You're a fricking weirdo. A loser. And a nerd all in one.

I real life cringe from your posts.







Posted by TigerTalker16
Columbia,MO
Member since Apr 2015
11533 posts
Posted on 2/2/17 at 12:38 pm to
quote:

You're majoring in CS right?

I'm majoring in IT. I didn't want to take the extra math courses or 3050(Algorithm & Design III)
This post was edited on 2/2/17 at 12:40 pm
Posted by David Ricky
Hailing From Parts Unknown
Member since Sep 2015
24253 posts
Posted on 2/2/17 at 1:00 pm to
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90848 posts
Posted on 2/2/17 at 7:00 pm to
quote:

He went down there, got the check from the guy, then let him suck his dick. And of course the gay guy canceled the check the next day so he got nothing


What a dumbass
Posted by GameCocky88
Mount Pleasant, SC
Member since Dec 2015
4837 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 8:45 am to
So these guys are def fricking amirite?
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34342 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 10:22 am to
quote:

She then said that she only had sex with her boyfriends, and she felt betrayed. She didn't know which one to confront, and she wanted to tell the other one, but she didn't know which one probably knew and which one didn't.



Woah.
Posted by Texas Weazel
Louisiana is a shithole
Member since Oct 2016
8546 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 12:30 pm to
I'm disappointed.

It was a nice setup and not one aggy joke from this board
Posted by GameCocky88
Mount Pleasant, SC
Member since Dec 2015
4837 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 1:42 pm to
When we were living in the dorms in college, my buddy brings this chick back to the room. One thing leads to another and they had sex. After she leaves the next morning we were all sitting there in the living room and he tells us the following:

So we were going at it and I was super drunk. apparently so drunk that I blacked out during. When I came to I said "Your friends will need bikes and skateboards." Not only did he fall asleep, but did so long enough to have a dream that would elicit the response of "your friends will need bikes and skateboards." We all had a pretty good laugh and then it hit me. Not only was she so lame at sex that you fell asleep, but you were so lame at it that she couldn't tell.

Best part of the entire story, they're now married.
This post was edited on 2/3/17 at 1:53 pm
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 10:13 pm to
Hey congrats on the freaky open minded GF. Possibilities....
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 2/4/17 at 4:20 am to
One guy purposely tasted a chicks used tampon because he thought she was fine af.
Another guy accidentally shot part of his load in his own mouth while masturbating in the tub.
This post was edited on 2/4/17 at 4:21 am
Posted by shotcaller1
Member since Oct 2014
7501 posts
Posted on 2/4/17 at 2:43 pm to
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Sleeping Tiger



What happened to your thread/confession detailing how you raped a chick? At least he didn't do that
Posted by TimeOutdoors
AK
Member since Sep 2014
12123 posts
Posted on 2/4/17 at 5:14 pm to
If someone told you something in confidence why would you share it? Pretty wimpy thing to do.
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70932 posts
Posted on 2/4/17 at 5:14 pm to
Pretty sure you're mixing him up with a Arkansas poster, can't remember his handle at the moment
Posted by shotcaller1
Member since Oct 2014
7501 posts
Posted on 2/4/17 at 6:02 pm to
Nah this was a few days ago. They kept referencing trillhog
Posted by Whoopdedo_LSU
This is where I parked my car
Member since Oct 2015
1091 posts
Posted on 2/4/17 at 11:17 pm to
Get new friends man

That's just weird
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