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re: Men who can't use toilet properly

Posted on 1/12/17 at 12:32 am to
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 12:32 am to
Frank Zappa - "Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?"

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Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don't want no doctor,
To stick no needle in me.
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from my toilet seat.
I got it from my toilet seat.
It jumped right up,
And grabbed my meat.
I got it from my toilet seat.
Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh.
Woooooaaaaaaaaaaaah.
My balls feel like a pair of maracas.
My balls feel like a pair of maracas.
Oh god. I probably got,
The ghono,ca,ca,ca,cas.
My balls feel like a pair of maracas.
Ay, Ay, Ay.
Why does it,
Why does it,
Why does it,
Why does it,
Hurt!
When!
I!
Peeeeeeeee!
Posted by Uncle Gunnysack
Member since Apr 2016
5541 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 12:57 am to
there are two ways i piss - in my backyard cause i dont have to aim, and sitting down cause im too drunk/tired too aim.
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