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Men who can't use toilet properly
Posted on 1/10/17 at 5:31 pm
Posted on 1/10/17 at 5:31 pm
Are these same men those whom didn't have father figures growing up?
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Posted on 1/10/17 at 5:33 pm to fareplay
Did you sit in someone's pee-pee?
Posted on 1/10/17 at 5:35 pm to fareplay
You totally sat in some dank piss at Walmart.
Posted on 1/10/17 at 5:35 pm to fareplay
You need to get an AIDS test bro.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 12:32 am to fareplay
Frank Zappa - "Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?"
quote:
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don't want no doctor,
To stick no needle in me.
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from my toilet seat.
I got it from my toilet seat.
It jumped right up,
And grabbed my meat.
I got it from my toilet seat.
Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh.
Woooooaaaaaaaaaaaah.
My balls feel like a pair of maracas.
My balls feel like a pair of maracas.
Oh god. I probably got,
The ghono,ca,ca,ca,cas.
My balls feel like a pair of maracas.
Ay, Ay, Ay.
Why does it,
Why does it,
Why does it,
Why does it,
Hurt!
When!
I!
Peeeeeeeee!
Posted on 1/12/17 at 9:07 am to fareplay
I work in a building with about 5 other guys and 50ish women.
Every time I go to the restroom, I see one of two things:
1. Piss every-damn-where, or
2. Inadequately flushed bowel movements
Every time I go to the restroom, I see one of two things:
1. Piss every-damn-where, or
2. Inadequately flushed bowel movements
Posted on 1/12/17 at 12:15 pm to fareplay
I like to put Saran Wrap on the toilet seat after a woman nags me
Posted on 1/12/17 at 1:12 pm to fareplay
Men are gross. You should switch to women.
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