re: - IF - Bama were to lose to Clemson, is it melt-worthy?

I totally understand where the Bama fans are coming from. Right now, in your sober state, everything you're saying makes sense.

But you know you'll melt if Clemson wins, it's in your blood. Think of the gap in commemorative plates lining the top of your cabinets.

That said, I'd be much more motivated to pull hard for Clemson if I thought Bama fans would have a legendary meltdown. I think they'll melt, but it won't be murder-other-bama-fans worthy.