re: Aggie-In your time of darkness, I am here to lift your spirits. Because I care.

No need to be a math stickler. If Little Brother wants it to only be five games in a row, or five years since joining the conference, that should be good enough for Big Brother. The only that that matters is that we get Little Brother through this short period of despondency so that they can get back to loathing and resenting us like a Little Brother should.