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If I escape Pat Dye's basement, I have to face reality
Posted on 10/26/16 at 3:01 pm
Posted on 10/26/16 at 3:01 pm
Not sure what to do.
Dye just got through lowering skin lotion down to me, and I went ahead and rubbed it on me.
This morning was bad. Dye brought in Lowder and Yella Fella and they made me squeal like a pig, then later had Uncle Milty role playing that I was Jason Bourne and he was the Albert Finney character.
I want out, and I think there's an air duct that could lead me to freedom.
But then Gus Malzahn is out there walking free.
And the 56-3
Dye just got through lowering skin lotion down to me, and I went ahead and rubbed it on me.
This morning was bad. Dye brought in Lowder and Yella Fella and they made me squeal like a pig, then later had Uncle Milty role playing that I was Jason Bourne and he was the Albert Finney character.
I want out, and I think there's an air duct that could lead me to freedom.
But then Gus Malzahn is out there walking free.
And the 56-3
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Posted on 10/26/16 at 3:01 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Wtf...
Posted on 10/26/16 at 3:01 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Arkansas fans are truly broken 
Posted on 10/26/16 at 3:02 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
So this is a thread
Posted on 10/26/16 at 3:02 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
It rubs the lotion on the skin or I beats it with the hose.
Posted on 10/26/16 at 3:02 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
It must hurt to lose your Super Bowl
Posted on 10/26/16 at 3:02 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
...or else it gets the hose again.
Posted on 10/26/16 at 3:02 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
You a weird motherfricker.
Posted on 10/26/16 at 3:07 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
It rubs the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again?
Posted on 10/26/16 at 3:09 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
You may be kidding with this shite post... But Pat Dye currently has a lawsuit filed against him for wrongful imprisonment of a man on his property in the wake of an automobile accident where Dye hit the man while falling asleep at the wheel.
The accuser said Dye detained him without his permission or acquiescence and over his objections, and he could not reasonably or practically leave the premises.
The accuser said Dye detained him without his permission or acquiescence and over his objections, and he could not reasonably or practically leave the premises.
Posted on 10/26/16 at 3:12 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Puff, puff, pass. Don't ever forget the pass part.
Posted on 10/26/16 at 3:12 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Rethink your Crack habit.
Posted on 10/26/16 at 3:23 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Posted on 10/26/16 at 3:32 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
If you hear GoodBye Horses, and then hear Pat ask
"would you do me?"
Sorry HarryRex, I can't imagine the horror
"would you do me?"
Sorry HarryRex, I can't imagine the horror
Posted on 10/26/16 at 3:46 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Posted on 10/26/16 at 3:58 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
quote:
Not sure what to do.
Dye just got through lowering skin lotion down to me, and I went ahead and rubbed it on me.
This morning was bad. Dye brought in Lowder and Yella Fella and they made me squeal like a pig, then later had Uncle Milty role playing that I was Jason Bourne and he was the Albert Finney character.
I want out, and I think there's an air duct that could lead me to freedom.
But then Gus Malzahn is out there walking free.
And the 56-3
This may be the greatest steaming pile of nonsense bullshite I have ever read. Bravo for making me laugh my arse off at absolutely nothing. I'm dumber for having read it, and dont even care because I was thoroughly entertained.
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