re: Tim Williams arrested for carrying gun without a permit (REC found permit)

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Your toothless dad regrets his MD 20/20 binge that one night when he shot his load into his sister's gaping canal. That drunk 'Tard sperm made it's way down first because it was so hyper and spastic that the other sperm jumped out of the way. And years later, here you are 'Tarding out on a message board drunk with the same MD 20/20 in hand. It's the apple and tree thing. Learn from your dad's mistakes. Put down the $2.25 drink and stay away from your sister.

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