re: Which of these scenarios would cause the biggest melt on tRant?

You're a strange guy.

You caught me. I've been lying about smoking and growing weed, even though it's lega to do both in my state. A few is also only two, not four.

I guess I'm just jealous about how awesome you are in every way. Women must be breaking down your door to get at that dick. And not just for your awesome polar bear collection. But because you're obviously aren't insecure. There's no question your parents gave you all the attention you needed to be a happy, confident individual Keep winning at life, Willy.