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Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:47 pm to Cheese Grits
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:47 pm to Cheese Grits
a few years after being married, my wife had put on some weight. i wasn't happy about it, but i kept my mouth shut.
one day i come home from work and microwave my dinner (wife couldn't cook). while i'm waiting around, she comes into the kitchen and starts bitching about something, i don't remember what.
what i do remember is me losing it at that moment. i told her she was a fat bitch that couldn't cook and she needed to pick one thing to be good at because you can't be a fat bitch that can't cook.
she's pretty, and was fine as hell when we got married. i just had to put my foot down and tell her that she either needed to lose weight, clean up her attitude or learn to cook. just one, just wanted her to pick one of the three.
a few months later we got divorced. been happy ever since.
one day i come home from work and microwave my dinner (wife couldn't cook). while i'm waiting around, she comes into the kitchen and starts bitching about something, i don't remember what.
what i do remember is me losing it at that moment. i told her she was a fat bitch that couldn't cook and she needed to pick one thing to be good at because you can't be a fat bitch that can't cook.
she's pretty, and was fine as hell when we got married. i just had to put my foot down and tell her that she either needed to lose weight, clean up her attitude or learn to cook. just one, just wanted her to pick one of the three.
a few months later we got divorced. been happy ever since.
This post was edited on 10/3/16 at 2:48 pm
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Posted on 10/3/16 at 3:03 pm to RightHook
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she either needed to lose weight, clean up her attitude or learn to cook
Is "clean up her attitude" code for better BJ's?
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