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re: Post your favorite Aggie Jokes

Posted on 9/18/16 at 4:32 pm to
Posted by Judah Mann
Houston Area
Member since Aug 2016
2033 posts
Posted on 9/18/16 at 4:32 pm to
Two aggies, Leroy and Billy Bob were life long friends. Billy Bob joins the army and is home on leave when he runs into Leroy at the local bar. Leroy says, "How you liking the army BB?" BB replies, "It's great except for jump school, it was a nightmare." Leroy asks, "What happened?" BB explains, "I was doing fine in training, but when it actually came time to jump from that plane, I got to the door and froze. I couldn't jump. It pissed the drill sergeant off real bad. He got in my face and started screaming, "BILLY BOB, IF YOU DON'T JUMP OUT OF THIS PLANE RIGHT NOW I'M GONNA RAM THIS BATON UP YOUR arse!" Leroy says, "Did you jump?" To which BB replied.....""yeah....and little."
Posted by AggieDub14
Oil Baron
Member since Oct 2015
14624 posts
Posted on 9/18/16 at 4:40 pm to
Posted by Devil_doge
DFW
Member since Sep 2016
2499 posts
Posted on 9/18/16 at 4:42 pm to
Why were the two pissed off Aggies kicked out of the bar?

They were exchanging blows.

Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18848 posts
Posted on 9/18/16 at 5:00 pm to
i think i get it, but you get a F for poor execution and spelling.
This post was edited on 9/18/16 at 5:01 pm
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