re: There is zero excitement on Auburn's campus for Texas A&M.

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Dude shut up you f*ggot

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Needs some work but I'll allow it. The use of "dude" is a little too fraternal for the follow up of "shut up you f*ggot". Maybe you were going for a particle conflict approach to peak my curiosity, but it fell flat. Try "listen here motherfricker" or a simple "frick you, boy" cuts to the quick more directly. Your use of the "*" to obscure the word "****" speaks to your unwillingness to deal with your own latent homosexual tendencies, but let's not let that cloud the lesson for a good shite talking. I believe in you, Gradual Stroke. Keep at it! The guys in those neat little white painter outfits are depending on you!