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New SEC Network reality show : Cameras follow Pat Dye at a game

Posted on 8/29/16 at 9:22 pm
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
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Posted on 8/29/16 at 9:22 pm
All access, all whiskey, all everything. Could show it after midnight on Saturday nights to be sure to show the good stuff. A special game watching guest in the luxury suite with him each week. That'd be a gold mine.

Spin off potential for Bahhhhbra Dooley, however not as much fun without Derek running a program.
This post was edited on 8/29/16 at 9:24 pm
Posted by 1999
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Posted on 8/29/16 at 9:23 pm to
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All access, all whiskey, all everything. Could show it after midnight on Saturday nights to be sure to show the good stuff. A special game watching guest in the luxury suite with him each week.


sponsored by CRANE WORKS

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Spin off potential for Barabara Dooley, however not as much fun without Derek running a program.



every episode she confronts someone talking shite about her son.
Posted by DuncanIdaho
Ouray, CO
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 8/29/16 at 9:24 pm to
With or without his pants?
Posted by TizzyT4theUofA
This side of eternity
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Posted on 8/29/16 at 9:24 pm to
That would be great. They wouldn't even have to have writers to script it.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 8/29/16 at 9:24 pm to
Gene Stallings would sit in with him and tell him how crazy he was being.

My gosh, this is what SEC Network was made for.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
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Posted on 8/29/16 at 9:24 pm to
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With or without his pants?



No rules, just Pat
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
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Posted on 8/29/16 at 9:26 pm to
Special guests for season 1 : Barkley, Stallings, Barbara Dooley, Finebaum, a scantily clad young woman, a talking dog
This post was edited on 8/29/16 at 9:27 pm
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
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Posted on 8/29/16 at 9:28 pm to
will he give us pointers on how to correctly execute the $100 handshake w/o NCAA detection?
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
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Posted on 8/29/16 at 9:29 pm to
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will he give us pointers on how to correctly execute the $100 handshake w/o NCAA detection?


Just let the whiskey do the talkin young man
Posted by biggsc
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Posted on 8/29/16 at 9:31 pm to
This segment is brought to you by:
Posted by Five0
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Posted on 8/29/16 at 9:32 pm to
Special guest, that YellaFella.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 8/29/16 at 9:34 pm to
Damn the SEC is turning into a 2nd rate Newark marketing companies idea of buttoned up and family friendly.

Give me the days of Dye slurring his speech from southernism or whiskey, or both, Goff threatening to punch Spurrier and DuBose saying every second of his day was in God's hands.

That's my SEC
Posted by biggsc
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Posted on 8/29/16 at 9:40 pm to
Good luck with the subtitles
Posted by BoddaBoom7
Oxford, AL
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Posted on 8/29/16 at 9:46 pm to
I heard the man go on a 10 min slurred rant about how good Southern Miss was in the late 80s on Finebaum last week. Mind you, SM was not even close to being anywhere in the question he was asked. It was beautiful
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 8/29/16 at 9:49 pm to
Dye getting pissed and hanging up on Finebaum was radio at it's finest
Posted by stomp
Bama
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 8/30/16 at 4:05 am to
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Dye getting pissed and hanging up on Finebaum was radio at it's finest




Back when the Finebaum show was gold every single day.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 8/30/16 at 5:57 am to
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Cameras follow Pat Dye at a game


60 bathroom trips, 3 cursing sessions about Bear Bryant?
Posted by stomp
Bama
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 8/30/16 at 6:50 am to
Doesn't Dye meddle around the coaches booth?
Posted by JustGetItRight
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Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:26 am to
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With or without his pants?


Damnit! This was going to be my line!
Posted by JustGetItRight
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:28 am to
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will he give us pointers on how to correctly execute the $100 handshake w/o NCAA detection?


He doesn't know. If he knew the answer to that one, he wouldn't have gotten fired.
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