re: I Am Pretty Pissed Off At Mizzou Fans

I learned early on not to let the newcomers bother me. At first I was wondering what is wrong with these rude folks and their derogatory language. I figured maybe their parents had never taught them basic manners. I did a little research on their dead little board and quickly figured it out.

They can't talk football amongst themselves because only maybe 2 or 3 of their fans understand the game. Therefore, their board is bored. To compensate for their inferiority complex and lack of parental involvement (as evidenced by their lack of common, decent manners) they come to the SecRant and troll for the attention they missed as children.

When these factors are combined with their identity crisis that started in the Civil War and culminated with them WANTING to join THE football conference that they now claim is full of toothless rednecks it made them revert to childish behaviors which they exhibit daily. It's simple really, and I now refuse to be baited with their very obvious hooks. You see, they can't fish either.

No football. No fishing. We'd be miserable too.