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Fox Sports - What every coach would actually say if he were telling the truth

Posted on 8/26/16 at 4:34 pm
Posted by TrueTigerTale
Zachary, La.
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 8/26/16 at 4:34 pm
Les Miles, LSU: I’m back, baby. And I brought Fournette.

Nick Saban, Alabama: Trust the Process. And a freshman QB.

Bret Bielema, Arkansas: Behold our borderline erotic rushing attack.

Hugh Freeze, Ole Miss: We’re not going down quietly, NCAA.

Dan Mullen, Mississippi State: Can Dak come back after Dallas’ preseason?

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Posted by viceman
Huntsville, AL
Member since Aug 2016
30688 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 4:45 pm to
best laugh of the day so far, thanx
Posted by finestfirst79
Vicksburg, Mississippi
Member since Nov 2012
11646 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 5:24 pm to
Kevin Sumlin, Texas A&M: We finally have an adult quarterback. Yessir.

I'd bet dollars to doughnuts he has actually said this multiple times in '16.
Posted by rbWarEagle
Member since Nov 2009
49999 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 5:29 pm to
Why not post them all?

quote:

Butch Jones, Tennessee: Pressure? What pressure? THERE’S SO MUCH PRESSURE.

Jim McElwain, Florida: Keep sleeping on the Gators. We love it.

Kirby Smart, Georgia: Here’s to Nick Chubb’s apparently bionic knee.

Mark Stoops, Kentucky: Please, just one more win. One more.

Barry Odom, Missouri: One down year and they forgot about us?

Derek Mason, Vandy: We won’t score much. Neither will you.

Will Muschamp, South Carolina: Is this as ridiculous as it looks?

Les Miles, LSU: I’m back, baby. And I brought Fournette.

Nick Saban, Alabama: Trust the Process. And a freshman QB.

Bret Bielema, Arkansas: Behold our borderline erotic rushing attack.

Hugh Freeze, Ole Miss: We’re not going down quietly, NCAA.

Dan Mullen, Mississippi State: Can Dak come back after Dallas’ preseason?

Gus Malzahn, Auburn: It’s hard being a guru with no offense.

Kevin Sumlin, Texas A&M: We finally have an adult quarterback. Yessir.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Member since Dec 2012
69946 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 5:41 pm to
Hugh Freeze: I cheated, because I'm a cheating cheater who cheats. I'm not really a Christian, but these morons in Oxford will believe anything. All I do is bear false witness (haha, bear, get it?), cheat, and build dams.
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