re: If each member of the Big 6 were to adopt another member of the little 8

Auburn marries no one. We are married to the Plains. Our children are the various SEC and National Championship trophies that we have accumulated over the last century of college football. Our Uncles go by the names of Heisman winners of the past...Newton, Jackson and Sullivan. We also have another close uncle called Barkley, but he talks too much sometimes. Still love him though.