re: So I'm getting married on September 24th--UT vs UF

My own mother wouldn't attend if I scheduled a wedding during Football Season. I'd probably have an easier time with some of the guys in the fam. Mom would look at me stone cold and tell me she raised me better.

Hell, I'd have a hard time to getting her full attention if it took place during a men's or women's basketball game. I'd have better luck if it were before/after but she's seriously gotten off the phone with me on an important call because the men's bball team was on. And what makes it even more complicated is she loves her SEC football -- all of it.

And before you basitds start... She's not a Tammy type but one of those genteel and during her prime and even til her 40s and 50s drop dead gorgeous southern ladies that had wealthy, white collar, men fawning over her. Marriage material. She seriously could've had some rich mofos head over heels. She still get hit on and my granny was the same way.

But again scheduling a wedding during foosball season is a about the only way to invoke her wrath. And if you can't tell that makes me sooo proud of her!