re: Randolph Duke is DOIN' WORK, folks

To be the fly on the wall for that phone call.

RD - "Hello this is Randolph Duke, Hero of all that are Anti cow college. I sit on a lot of major boards and things so I'm really important. I'm looking into the history of cow colleges. One of these colleges is claiming they are better than you. Sooooooooooo, to solve this problem I need your academy historian to come up with how many academy people served in Dubya Dubya 2. You know the Big 1. Well that's all I need thank you."

Poor Bastard who answered the phone -"So do you work for Chik'fil'a or something?"

RD - "So what your saying in code is that cow college is making up numbers again. Over exaggherated the number by 12%!?! THOSE BASTARDS WOULD! Thank you for your assistance Randolph Duke OUT!"

PBWATP - "What In The Actual frick Was That?"