re: Meltdown time. Cam and Hootie special edition

quote:

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"he didn't want to ruin the lives of two men who spent their adolescent years sweating outside when the rest of us were in the air conditioning"

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Officer:
"it's 3am boys what are y'all doing out here? is that a pistol in your lap? Step out of the car"

"Looks like we have some marijuana and a second pistol not registered with either occupant of the vehicle"

"Did y'all play high school football, sweat a lot?"

Cam and hootie: "yes sir"

Officer: "to the best of your knowledge how much time did you spend in the AC growing up?"

Cam and hootie: "Not much sir, just the entire time we weren't at football practice or playing in the neighborhood with our buddies. You know like every other American kid that played a sport."

Officer: "alright well I'll let you off with a warning this time. 14&counting says It's not illegal to be out at 3am, and I don't see any papers even though it smells like weed in here so I don't know if you were actively smoking."

"You boys go find you some AC and have a good night"



^ how it should have gone down

I wonder how many people caught with drugs and firearms in Monroe had played a high school sport while the DA sat in the AC. I'd venture to say most honestly.