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re: This is where Auburn pays back OU

Posted on 6/6/16 at 11:24 am to
Posted by CharlotteSooner
Member since Mar 2016
12339 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 11:24 am to
Sure.

My super awesome sports analysis:
Paige Parker is a beast on the mound and tough to get a hit on. She'd kick my arse if I made her bring me a sandwich (while secretly liking bringing me a sandwich at the same time...broads are complicated [ie., make no fricking sense] that way).

The real problem is nobody on the team is batting under .325.
This post was edited on 6/6/16 at 11:25 am
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
81237 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 11:30 am to
Is Oklahoma historically a good softball program?

It'd be a nice bonus for AU if so.
Posted by CharlotteSooner
Member since Mar 2016
12339 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 11:33 am to
They've been pretty solid. They won nattys in 2000 and 2013. Coach Gasso has been a difference maker and taken the program to another level. She wears a wedding ring but I think she likes snatch-on-a-stick. What a liar!
This post was edited on 6/6/16 at 11:33 am
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
64260 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 11:35 am to
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Auburn didn't play Michigan.


Didnt have to. We beat the team that knocked them out

Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
81237 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 11:36 am to
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She wears a wedding ring but I think she likes snatch-on-a-stick. What a liar!



I forwarded this to my daughter who was looking for sign ideas
Posted by DawgsLife
Member since Jun 2013
60230 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 11:37 am to
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Superseriously!



Irony at its finest, I guess.

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Are there more I should be aware of?


Not that I amaware of. but then again, I am not going onto another conferences message board trying to get attention like you are....so....


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'm not trolling. This is how I really am. Being a magnificent bastard is an art-form. Respect the arts.




Ah. so you are into the "arts". That explains a lot.


Posted by CharlotteSooner
Member since Mar 2016
12339 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 11:38 am to
Why does your daughter need sign ideas? Of all the other shite she should be doing.......but no.....she's fricking around with signs.

Do you let her come home for Christmas?
Posted by CharlotteSooner
Member since Mar 2016
12339 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 11:42 am to
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Not that I amaware of. but then again, I am not going onto another conferences message board trying to get attention like you are....so....


Well then why did you bring it up? What a tease, and a filthy little whore (call me).


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Ah. so you are into the "arts". That explains a lot.


Stop being so PC and call me a queer like a man you panzy!
This post was edited on 6/6/16 at 11:44 am
Posted by JamalSanders
On a boat
Member since Jul 2015
12164 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 11:46 am to
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Paige Parker is a beast on the mound and tough to get a hit on


How many pitches has she thrown the last 2 weeks? Over 1,000? She was throwing up a ton of meat to LSU last night and the Bengal Tigers pretty much gave that game away.

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The real problem is nobody on the team is batting under .325.


You don't have anywhere close to the bats Auburn has.
Posted by CharlotteSooner
Member since Mar 2016
12339 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 11:51 am to
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You don't have anywhere close to the bats Auburn has.


Hmmm.......then why are we ranked 31 places above Auburn in team batting average?

Shitty Link

Facts-n-stuff!
This post was edited on 6/6/16 at 12:00 pm
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
81237 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 11:57 am to
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Do you let her come home for Christmas?



Sometimes, we try and promote independence. She's 4, so she's still coming most years
Posted by CharlotteSooner
Member since Mar 2016
12339 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 11:58 am to
She sounds needy. You better nip that shite in the bud real quick. Ain't no free sippy-cups up in this bitch!
Posted by DuncanIdaho
Ouray, CO
Member since Feb 2013
14970 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 12:00 pm to
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Sometimes, we try and promote independence. She's 4, so she's still coming most years

Posted by CharlotteSooner
Member since Mar 2016
12339 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 12:10 pm to
I think ol' Jamal's dumb arse logged off and went to church after the hellfire of facts I rained down on his arse. Poor bastard.....
This post was edited on 6/6/16 at 12:15 pm
Posted by JesusQuintana
St Louis
Member since Oct 2013
33366 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 12:11 pm to
A four page thread with grown men shite talking about softball.

God, I hate the offseason.
Posted by CharlotteSooner
Member since Mar 2016
12339 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 12:12 pm to
Why? It's the only season you win anything in.

M-I-Z!
This post was edited on 6/6/16 at 12:16 pm
Posted by DawgsLife
Member since Jun 2013
60230 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 1:17 pm to
The important thing is runs per game and that is pretty darn close. Oklahoma has the edge scoring 6.38 while Auburn is one spot below with 6.33.

However, Auburn's team ERA is 2.03 while Oklahoma's is 2.29.

So, small advantage in runs scored to Oklahoma and a little better advantage to Auburn in ERA.

Shapes up to be a pretty nice series.
Posted by CharlotteSooner
Member since Mar 2016
12339 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 1:19 pm to
Should be a good game. OU came out of a really tough bracket unscathed so they're salty. I look forward to a good game.
Posted by DawgsLife
Member since Jun 2013
60230 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 1:23 pm to
Should be. Good luck to both teams...but I am a Georgia fan first, and a SEC fan second, so go Auburn!

Posted by JamalSanders
On a boat
Member since Jul 2015
12164 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 1:24 pm to
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Hmmm.......then why are we ranked 31 places above Auburn in team batting average?

Shitty Link

Facts-n-stuff!



So Oklahoma has only played 8 games and Auburn 9?

Shitty link is indeed shitty.
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