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Nick Saban's quick tips to keep out of jail
Posted on 5/20/16 at 10:45 am
Posted on 5/20/16 at 10:45 am
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"There are three bad things," Saban said while commenting on Tuesday's arrests of Alabama players Cam Robinson and Hootie Jones on gun and drug possession charges after they were found by Monroe police alone sitting in a car in a city park at 2 a.m.
"Nothing good happens after midnight. Nothing good happens when you're around guns unless you're going hunting. And you don't want to mess around with women you don't know because a lot of times bad things happen.
"In this case, a couple of those things were violated. I think it's going to be a learning experience for everybody on our team."
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Posted on 5/20/16 at 10:46 am to WPBTiger
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Nick Saban's quick tips to keep out of jail by WPBTiger
He could have just said don't break the fricking law. Seems fairly obvious.
Posted on 5/20/16 at 10:47 am to WPBTiger
Posted on 5/20/16 at 10:47 am to WPBTiger
So it's Midnights fault
So it's the guns fault
So it's the girls fault
So it's the guns fault
So it's the girls fault
Posted on 5/20/16 at 10:51 am to WPBTiger
Best week of Nado Jenkins' life
Posted on 5/20/16 at 10:56 am to WPBTiger
Is he wrong?
Posted on 5/20/16 at 11:00 am to WPBTiger
This post was edited on 5/20/16 at 11:01 am
Posted on 5/20/16 at 11:00 am to WPBTiger
Nick has it all wrong. There is one secret to not getting in trouble in life:
Don't break two laws at once
You have drugs in the car? Don't speed.
You drunk in public? Don't drive.
You have a gun in the car? Don't have drugs.
You with a women you don't trust? Don't do illegal shite around her.
You going to trespass on a property? Don't steal shite.
etc.
Almost every time you hear of someone getting in trouble they broke more than one law to get there.
Don't break two laws at once
You have drugs in the car? Don't speed.
You drunk in public? Don't drive.
You have a gun in the car? Don't have drugs.
You with a women you don't trust? Don't do illegal shite around her.
You going to trespass on a property? Don't steal shite.
etc.
Almost every time you hear of someone getting in trouble they broke more than one law to get there.
Posted on 5/20/16 at 11:04 am to WPBTiger
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Nick Saban's quick tips to keep out of jail
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go to Alabama
Posted on 5/20/16 at 11:04 am to WPBTiger
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"Nothing good happens after midnight. Nothing good happens when you're around guns unless you're going hunting. And you don't want to mess around with women you don't know because a lot of times bad things happen.
Sweet... Nick is fine with the reefer
Posted on 5/20/16 at 11:13 am to WPBTiger
Germans
Posted on 5/20/16 at 11:40 am to WPBTiger
How about its bad when people choose to break a law. They decide they would go buy drugs first. They also chose the time it was best to go buy drugs. They also made the choice that guns were needed for safety.
It wasn't like they were around a gun at some point and they thought to themselves "hey Hootie, let's go buy some weed in Monroe...Good idea Gun"
It wasn't like they were around a gun at some point and they thought to themselves "hey Hootie, let's go buy some weed in Monroe...Good idea Gun"
This post was edited on 5/20/16 at 11:42 am
Posted on 5/20/16 at 11:41 am to WPBTiger
Truth to those rules.
Posted on 5/20/16 at 12:37 pm to WPBTiger
Is Nick saying it is his fault because he didn't tell them about drugs?
Posted on 5/20/16 at 12:47 pm to WPBTiger
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Nick Saban's quick tips to keep out of jail
1. Be good at football
2. Play at Alabama
3. Don't talk about getting paid
This post was edited on 5/20/16 at 12:48 pm
Posted on 5/20/16 at 1:46 pm to WPBTiger
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