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re: Would you change churches

Posted on 5/10/16 at 10:37 am to
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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Posted on 5/10/16 at 10:37 am to
Imagine, you're taken on a cosmic journey, able to look at the expansive universe which is incomprehensibly large. In fact, we can't even observe it completely with the most powerful instruments we have to date.

Imagine God taking you on this trip, because in reality, He is forever and you could spend your entire afterlife, your astral body, going around the entire universe, exploring every planet and crevice but not being able to interact with it.

Imagine how many years it would take, even if you had a superprocesser for a mind and you could travel at light speed. Just for reference, it would take you a hundred thousand years just to travel from one side of OUR galaxy (The Milky Way) to the other without exploring any part of it.

There are about 125 billion galaxies in the universe that we can see, so it could take you trillions of years and you would never finish. It's okay, God has stopped time, relative to you, so that you could spend your eternity playing with the stars.

You marvel how humans have frozen in place while you take your time to study each and every new planet with your newfound powers. "It's okay, you have your entire astral afterlife, go ahead.", God says to you. Discovering the deepest oceans, the tallest volcanoes and even different forms of life, you take your sweet time enjoying every part of it.

One day, you finish and you're approaching the gates of heaven, still not comprehending how God could have created such an expansive and terrifyingly massive universe -- as before unfathomable -- you want to ask God how He did it.

In the faint distance you hear the sound of 'cuk cuk cuk', seeing God erecting a tiny little sign outside the gates, hammering it in.

"God, I need to ask you, how did you come up with this --"

You read the sign, "No figs Allowed..."

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