re: Alabama in top 3 sports

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I rest my case.

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he said, sending the "Case of the Birmingham Lunatic and the Small Sample Size" to the jury. Everyone stepped out of the courtroom to wait for the call that the jury had returned, but the jury was back in less than 15 seconds. The stunned judged managed to stammer out, "Have you reached a verdict?"

"No, your Honor," said the foreman, "as this isn't a case. I mean, BHMKyle isn't a lawyer, he's just kind of a douche. He just stood up there and said 'I rest my case' without making a case. He also said 'It's quite odd' more than an adult male ever, ever should, but I suppose there's no crime in that. Can we go now?"