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Biggest pet peeves while on airplanes
Posted on 2/28/16 at 10:01 pm
Posted on 2/28/16 at 10:01 pm
God people are so inconsiderate. What the frick is up with people standing up to go to the bathroom but pulling themeselves up by the back of your chair to do it? That and coming on a flight sick as shite. God frick off
Posted on 2/28/16 at 10:04 pm to olddawg26
people who wear shitty headphones. I don't want to hear your gd music.
Posted on 2/28/16 at 10:05 pm to olddawg26
Farting. When other people do it.
Posted on 2/28/16 at 10:07 pm to olddawg26
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That and coming on a flight sick as shite.
And then coughing and sneezing without covering their face. Urge to kill.
Posted on 2/28/16 at 10:23 pm to olddawg26
People that complain while I masturbate in the bathroom. Hey dumbasses, you are only making it a longer session.
This post was edited on 2/28/16 at 10:39 pm
Posted on 2/28/16 at 10:34 pm to olddawg26
I loathe flying and everything associated with it. But the absolute worst thing for me is at baggage claim.
Everyone stands with their shins touching the carousel, shoulder to shoulder. When my bag comes out I've got to knock people out of the way to retrieve it. How about everyone step back three feet and don't move forward until you see your bag? It's really not that hard and it prevents your feelings from being hurt when I yell, "get the frick out of the way".
Everyone stands with their shins touching the carousel, shoulder to shoulder. When my bag comes out I've got to knock people out of the way to retrieve it. How about everyone step back three feet and don't move forward until you see your bag? It's really not that hard and it prevents your feelings from being hurt when I yell, "get the frick out of the way".
Posted on 2/28/16 at 10:36 pm to olddawg26
Babies, frick people who bring them on planes.
Posted on 2/28/16 at 10:38 pm to olddawg26
Women that come across as hookers, but put on the "holier than thou" attitude when I offer them money in exhange for sex.
Posted on 2/28/16 at 11:00 pm to olddawg26
When my Arab friend rides with me and scares the old white people on the plane. He gives them an evil stare for half the flight like he's about to blow himself up.
This post was edited on 2/28/16 at 11:10 pm
Posted on 2/28/16 at 11:16 pm to olddawg26
People who don't follow the airplane mode rule.
Posted on 2/28/16 at 11:22 pm to olddawg26
Idiots who stand in the aisle taking 5 minutes to put away their carry on, take off a jacket and finally sit down.
Posted on 2/29/16 at 12:02 am to olddawg26
People who recline their seats without warning.
Posted on 2/29/16 at 5:00 am to olddawg26
a-hole gate agents that stand around talking after one group has boarded and piss around calling for the next group, They need to be punched in the face
Posted on 2/29/16 at 5:53 am to olddawg26
Planes are definitely bad, but in my experience, the most inconsiderate people in the world are in Disney World. 10s of thousands of assholes that aren't aware of anyone else around them. I've been 5 or 6 times (wife loves Disney) and every time I nearly lose my shite because of some inconsiderate a-hole.
Just a tip for anyone planning a Disney trip. Don't go when the state of Texas is on spring break. You will literally contemplate suicide.
Just a tip for anyone planning a Disney trip. Don't go when the state of Texas is on spring break. You will literally contemplate suicide.
This post was edited on 2/29/16 at 7:23 am
Posted on 2/29/16 at 7:41 am to olddawg26
With the exception of first class, the plane should be loaded back to front
Posted on 2/29/16 at 8:02 am to olddawg26
1 - People who are constantly up and down out of their seats. Asking for shite every 5 mins, going back and forth to the bathroom every 10 mins. Just sit the frick down and leave the attendants alone. There are more than likely 200 people on the plane and you are dont special
2 - The baby thing is real. I dont want to sit there and listen to your crying baby every 5 mins of the flight
3 - I truly hate it when the person in front of me leans his seat all the way back. There is little room as it is and when you lean the seat all the way back in my lap, I am going to knee the shite out of the back of your seat till you put it back up. Thank you in advance
2 - The baby thing is real. I dont want to sit there and listen to your crying baby every 5 mins of the flight
3 - I truly hate it when the person in front of me leans his seat all the way back. There is little room as it is and when you lean the seat all the way back in my lap, I am going to knee the shite out of the back of your seat till you put it back up. Thank you in advance
Posted on 2/29/16 at 9:06 am to olddawg26
I'm tall so when people lean their seats back all the way I hate them with a burning passion
Posted on 2/29/16 at 5:04 pm to olddawg26
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That and coming on a flight sick as shite.
That one pisses me off more than anything. And when they cough and sneeze without covering their fricking pie holes.
Plus, babies that cry during the entire flight. Nothing against babies, but parents should not take babies on long flights.
When we fly to Honolulu there always seems to be an inordinate amount of babies on those flights ... there is a crying baby somewhere, all the time. Notsomuch when we fly to Naples or London - but to Honolulu it has gotten ridiculous.
Posted on 2/29/16 at 9:18 pm to olddawg26
Poors walking through first class. They deserve a separate entrance as not to disturb me during champagne time.
Posted on 3/1/16 at 12:55 pm to olddawg26
I dare someone sitting behind me to try to exit the plane before I do.
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