@JerryTheDrunk

Not sure if its a new twitter account, it is new to me at least.
It is not quite a parody, but I find it to be an intelligent and hilarious commentary on Ole miss situations as well as some shade thrown at other SEC schools.

some of these had me rolling, thought I would share the laughs and insight.

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A story from a Texas recruiting site deflects and brings up Ole Miss as the reason Vaughn was fired. You don't say.

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Texas recruiting site says Texas fires a guy Texas hired (known cheater), but whole article is about Ole Miss. Uh, we fired him too. First.

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First time in my life the program I love is the subject of a nationwide witch hunt. frick, we're actually GOOD! This feels like heaven.

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We pay players so much they get evicted from apartments and sleep on others' couches.

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Oh, the secrets in Noxubee County. We could have left their secrets alone. Looks like it won't go that route.

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Rebs turned Scott Field into a Panama City parking lot. I'd say "gullible" is spending college career in Starkville.

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State has always only cared about one game a year. Interesting to see Bama fans do the same thing now.

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Many of you have asked what's in my pipe. It's a proprietary blend of Dak's Heisman hopes and discarded billboard scraps.

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The new version of "Rock Paper Scissors" is Midget Hunchback Beaver. Beaver always wins.

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Starkville is so ugly, I wouldn't move there with your dick.

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Saying Ole Miss has Klan rallies is like saying dead veterans have Westboro rallies.

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Tire tracks in a Brooksville field are being matched to a 1992 Silverado with a Yeti in the back.

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Mullen hires croot coordinator married to daughter of huge MSU booster in Noxubee county. Hmmmm. @DanWolken @YahooForde where y'at?

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Fun fact: Dan Mullen is 1-13 against LSU and Alabama.

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State fans hoping like hell wins are vacated. They just can't beat Ole Miss.

This post was edited on 2/13/16 at 5:14 pm