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Florida man throws alligator into a Wendys

Posted on 2/9/16 at 11:19 am
Posted by boXerrumble
Member since Sep 2011
52396 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 11:19 am
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Florida means access. Access to what? Weapons, including antique muskets and scimitars and whatever, probably at a Goodwill. Drugs, of course. Basically any vehicle; somebody in Florida has likely ordered a custom golf cart that has a flamethrower on the roof. (Seriously, if you're slow on the course, let others play through.) Oh, and animals.

So you take being 23 and all the fearless idiocy that comes with it, and you mix it with Florida's natural bounty of things that will kill you. What do you get?

Joshua James, the dude who pulled up to a Wendy's, took his drink from the drive-thru window, and then paid for it with a THREE AND A HALF FOOT ALLIGATOR HE THREW INTO THE RESTAURANT FROM HIS CAR.




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FLORIDA
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 11:20 am to
quote:

Florida man


Shocked
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67524 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 11:21 am to
That's a pricey drink; did he ask for change?

Yeah Florida......just when you think we've done all the stupid shite we can......there's this.
Posted by smuphy72
Bham
Member since Nov 2009
3496 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 11:32 am to
I would have killed to seen the look on the employees faces.
Posted by pivey14
In Your Head
Member since Mar 2012
15445 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 11:44 am to
quote:

things that will kill you.



quote:

THREE AND A HALF FOOT ALLIGATOR


lol no
This post was edited on 2/9/16 at 11:46 am
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 11:53 am to
That hair.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119840 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 12:41 pm to
Looks like Eli. Still distraught over Peyton getting his 2nd SB ring I see.
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
36722 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 1:21 pm to
Is something wrong with this?
Posted by TRUERockyTop
Appalachia
Member since Sep 2011
15934 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 1:22 pm to
That's hilarious
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69953 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 1:57 pm to
Please tell me there's video footage, please
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18067 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 2:06 pm to


He may have been a fan of the bartering system, who knows.
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
36722 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 2:08 pm to
Did he scream "SEE YOU LATER" as he threw the alligator into the restaurant? God, I hope so.
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
23835 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 2:22 pm to
What is it that makes Florida people so damn crazy?
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
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Posted on 2/9/16 at 2:30 pm to
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 2:39 pm to
I like him, he's a special kind of crazy. He was driving around with an alligator in his cab. No fear of the gator getting a hold of him though.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
55167 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 2:45 pm to
quote:

Joshua James, the dude who pulled up to a Wendy's, took his drink from the drive-thru window, and then paid for it with a THREE AND A HALF FOOT ALLIGATOR


What was in the drink? I think James got shortchanged.

Tree Fiddy = Gator
Tree Fiddy = Drink

WTF?
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
36722 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 2:49 pm to
Aw, c'mon, they really are sweet animals.

Look at this one......



shite
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
36722 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 2:50 pm to
frick THA POLICE

Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 3:17 pm to
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
36722 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 3:21 pm to
The pussy be crazy
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