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re: FULMER CUP Standings

Posted on 2/7/16 at 4:36 pm to
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 2/7/16 at 4:36 pm to
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STFU. Don't jinx us. Last thing I need to hear this offseason is Hurd, Barnett, and Sutton arrested for armed robbery. Or worse rape (paging Vandy)


Don't page us. Unlike most people counted in the Cup standings, our scumbucket criminals were actually prosecuted and convicted in a court of law.

Of course, there's a fricking retrial because a juror decided to be a dumb-arse.








Also, I find it really odd that Tennessee hasn't won this thing yet. So very, very strange. Absolutely weird and spooky. I mean, it makes no sense. I can't explain it. It's statistically anomalous. It's like finding a Scotsman who has never had sex with a barnyard animal. Quite puzzling, one might say. Long overdue for a change because the universe shouldn't persist in existing with a factoid like that.

Enjoy the jinx!
This post was edited on 2/7/16 at 4:38 pm
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