MetryTiger - the angst is strong in this one.. and incredibly long lasting. He stubbed his toe on a chair leg in his house and said "damn Alabama."

Years go by and the historical markers never seem to change, so let's review them just for Metry's sake.

2nd chance, also known as "mulligan" and "Alabama's special discount;"
21-0 (Could easily have been 35-0 or more);
50 yard line - sorry, it is forbidden for you and your ilk;
"It's a mauling folks, a mauling;"
1/9/12 - "a date that will live in infamy;"

Hello metry, where'ya at? ... can you think back to that magical night? I'll try to remind you if you have forgotten:
- Please consider how unfair it was for the number 2 ranked team to beat the stuffing out of whomever.
- Please think about Ritter,
- the SEC offices in Birmingham,
- the interception call that wasn't,
- the screen pass that was,
- the unsportsmanlike penalty on the goal line...
- Consider Saban leaving LSU for Alabama and returning Alabama to the top of the heap.
- Think about 30 straight years of games in tiger stadium without a single LSU win...
- think about Alabama fans chanting rammer jammer at you personally, over and over and over.

But don't think I am not sympathetic, because I'm not. I hope you sleep well tonight.