re: Players Buying Into Smart's Process

On a semi-related note: I think the new staff should give all football players modified life alerts to wear downtown. Drunk and need a ride? Press the button. Gotta piss and that bank parking lot wall is looking mighty inviting? Press the button. Girl invites you to frick in the bathroom and insists you use the condom she brought? Press the button. Find your scooter suspiciously parked in an alley and you will have to drive it out? Press the button. Teammate wants to buy a bag from the guy on the corner? Press the button. Ex-girlfriend shows up anywhere within eye shot? Press the button. Slam Sedan pulls up with foggy windows? Press the button.