re: Lance Thompson > Muschamp

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…at cheating on his wife perhaps but not at coaching defense

ok- so this and the sloots comment by wareagle has my curiosity piqued - what's the story?

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I'll put it in terms you can understand, being from Arkansas.

Let me tell ya a story bout a man named Lance.
Friendly to the ladies, couldn't keep it in his pants.
Then one day he was shooting at some food,
and up from the ground came a sexy burnette nude.
Naked chick, that is.