re: Dame tu numero de tu telefono

She had a 4yr old. which ive dealt with before. but theyre different over there. its hard to explain. over there the kids capris suns are made from armadillo mambrane. and they get spankings with cactus patties , which I get. But here's the thing. they start eating 5 alarm peppers when theyre babies. no lie. little ferdinand would waddle his pamper arse into the kitchen when my girl would be cooking and just snatch down a habanero and start munching like it was celery. Ok thats boss. but, im on record as saying its wrong to let toddlers eat produce that makes them think life is about eating and feeling like aaron hernandez is fisting you in your diaper twice a day. I will not morally negotiate on this point

Her name was Delfina. which, idk. may be sexy over there. but it doesnt roll off the tongue like "brandy" or "rosanne". there's just an awkward disconnect. did you know the mexican word for cock is pinto? can you go there with a straight face? hey ho, come get on this pinto. no matter the reference, I dont want my dick nicknamed from the 70s vehicle or the chilli bean. maybe theres no spanish for beanstalk. or maybe thats why michael Jackson had his mexican maids maids call him Jacko. wait. wow

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