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re: Firing Mark Richt was not an affront on his Christian Values

Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:03 am to
Posted by DragginFly
Under the Mountain;By the Lake
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:03 am to
All In The Fambly (episode one)

Daddy Richt, by all accounts was a good man. Deacon of his church and made a pretty decent but not spectacular living for his family. He had high standards and, if he caught you smoking weed or messing up your girlfriend, he sent you to live with Uncle Gus or Uncle Les. This didn't sit well with the rest of the kids.

The kids were always jealous of Uncle Nick, the hedge fund guru who lived on the good side of the tracks in the biggest house and who bought new Lexus' for his kids every other year, it seemed. Daddy's kids had to share an old Ford truck and they were embarrassed to drive it over to Nick's house on the holidays.

Momma put up with Daddy for years, cause he was a "good provider", but the kids kept after her until, finally, she'd heard enough and told Daddy that she loved him but he was gonna have to leave. The neighbors were shocked.

Daddy took it like a man and figured he'd go to Seminary for a year maybe. But then an old flame, an ex-hooker from south Florida, called and told him she'd found the Lord and wanted Daddy to come South and help her find the righteous path.

The kids were conflicted. Some said "good riddance". Some said "how are we gonna make it without Daddy?" The youngest and most promising, Jake, said "maybe I wanna go live with Daddy and the hooker".

Momma called cousin Kirby, the oldest of Uncle Nick's kids, to come move in. Kirby had always kinda liked Momma, and Nick had taught him some of the hedge fund tricks. Kirby said he didn't mind so much that you smoked a bowl every so often, and wouldn't make you go to church every Sunday, which made most of Momma's kids happy. He promised them he'd get them maybe a BMW or two in a few years, if things worked out.

Kirby promised to have a sit down with Jake and convince him to stay with Momma's family. He even said he'd try to keep Daddy's adopted black sheep son, Jeremy (who seemed to be always causing Momma trouble) from running off.

(watch soon for episode 2 - Kirby moves in)
Posted by bofadeez_dawg
Member since Jul 2015
287 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:35 am to
Took OT to beat Ga Southern. Jesus himself would find himself on the hotseat for such a cluster.
Posted by HellRaisingDawg
Lake Park, Georgia
Member since Oct 2013
1585 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:38 am to
quote:

(watch soon for episode 2 - Kirby moves in)


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