re: Green Poop?

If you've eaten anything with green, blue, or purple dyes it can turn your shite green. Or green veggies (Kale).

As others have said, if your shite is moving too fast through the poop shoot it can also be green. This can be due to an intestinal bug. If it goes on for several days or you start having other symptoms that go with it (like blood in the bowel, severe cramping, fever) go see a doc.