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re: Things you like more than Auburn (API)

Posted on 11/25/15 at 9:08 pm to
Posted by TopJimmy
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Posted on 11/25/15 at 9:08 pm to
One time I had a holiday dinner at a Birmingham establishment that kept bringing out steamed crawfish.

Delicious. Fantastic. Best dinner I've ever had. Corn on the cob, steamed red potatoes, and beer. Life doesn't get any better. I chowed down on those crawfish like there was no tomorrow.

I swear to God, for the next 2 weeks I could not summon a solid bowel movement. I'd wake up sweating and cramping at 2am, then again at 4am.

Imagine this for days in a row.

I'm currently paying tuition to Auburn for one of my kids. Even so, I'd rather go through that Gastro-intestonal hell than cheer for Auburn on the football field.

Edited for spelling. I probably missed a couple.
This post was edited on 11/25/15 at 9:11 pm
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 11/25/15 at 9:09 pm to


ETA: except for the whole paying tuition part. You're giving them $30K+ ... I don't think they give a shite if you pull for them or not.
This post was edited on 11/25/15 at 9:11 pm
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