re: Its Meltdown Time NSFW

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frick YOU VERNE
YOU FAT BISCUIT frick

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Run run run the ball, gently up the seams! Merrily merrily merrily merrily oh shite it's 4th and 3!

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Two carries in the 2nd half? Man, I don't know what Beck was on, but I wanna try some because damn it must be good stuff. Like "I'm-seeing-dragons-in-the-kitchen-and-I'm-outside"-level good.

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My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because this playcalling gave me cancer anyway.

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I'd rather frick a woodchipper than have to deal with Tim Beck for another season.

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Omg I'm going to burn down this Christmas tree my wife just put up.

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Hopefully our coaches will hand out participation trophies.

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Dylan Haines is slower than constipated shite.

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We're the cheddar bob of college football

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They could just kneel on the ball on the one and we'd hold in the end zone on the next play and give them 2 points and the ball back.

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You could make a 30 for 30 about this Texas program the last 5 yrs. what if I told you a shoulder injury could cripple an entire institution.

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