re: *****NBA PLAYOFFS 2016 THREAD*****

One thing is ABSOLUTELY clear:





Western Conference
1 y - Golden State Warriors
2 y - San Antonio Spurs (5 championships, the last in 2014, and it seems like they win one every other year)
3 y - Oklahoma City Thunder
4 x - Los Angeles Clippers
5 Memphis Grizzlies
6 Portland Trail Blazers
7 Dallas Mavericks 3 (one championship -- 4 years ago, after decades of shittastick shittiness)
8 Utah Jazz
Houston Rockets (2 championships -- 2 decades ago)
e - Denver Nuggets
Sacramento Kings
e - New Orleans Pelicans
e - Minnesota Timberwolves
e - Phoenix Suns
e - Los Angeles Lakers




National Football Conference
1 z - Washington Redskins
2 Philadelphia Eagles
3 New York Giants
4 Dallas Cowboys (4 - 12) (missed the playoffs -- AGAIN) (5 Superbowl Wins -- but the last one was 2 fricking decades ago, and ZERO Non-Wildcard Playoff Wins since then)


AFC SOUTH
1 z - Houston Texans (9 - 7) (lost to the Cowboys ) (Got arse-raped out of the playoffs by KC 30-0) (ZERO Superbowl Wins)
2 Indianapolis Colts
3 Jacksonville Jaguars
4 Tennessee Titans




AL WEST
1 x - Texas Rangers (after going up 2 games to 0 on the road against Toranto, went on to lose 2 at home, and the final in Toranto. Epic fail)(ZERO World Series Titles)
2 y - Houston Astros (after beating the Yankees in a "play-in" game, proceeded to shite the bed against KC)(ZERO World Series Titles)
3 Los Angeles Angels
4 Seattle Mariners
5 Oakland Athletics





NHL WESTERN CONFERENCE
CENTRAL
(2014-2015)
1 y - St. Louis
2 x - Nashville
3 x - Chicago
4 x - Minnesota
x - Winnipeg
5 e - Dallas (they are in the playoffs this year, so they are doing better)(1 Stanley Cup ever, 15 years ago)
6 e - Colorado






The San Antonio Spurs are MOTHERfrickING DADDY when it comes to professional sports in Texas, and it's not even close.