College basketball "bench warmers" have it made

I wish I could go back in time and simply be a bench warmer on the college basketball team.

Bench warmers get to watch every game from the sideline, travel the country, visit awesome basketball venues, and don't have to be concerned with the pressure of performing or screwing up.

Bench warmers get to legitimately brag that they're on the basketball team.

Bench warmers get to attend all basketball/football team parties and nail all the athlete groupies (including possibly a few cheerleaders and dancers).

If you're a basketball fan with enough talent to make the team as a bench warmer...that would be an awesome college experience.

I refuse to make fun of bench warmers like this kid:




He's gonna be nailin athletic bitches left and right. He's gonna be having the time of his life.

Here's to you, Bench Warmer Guy.