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Can We Discuss McElwain?

Posted on 11/12/15 at 1:28 pm
Posted by MustangGTech
Atlanta
Member since Aug 2015
1186 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 1:28 pm
And his teeth? They are distractingly yellow. I just saw him interviewed on ESPN. What is the deal here? It's like his teeth have jaundis. Don't want to be mean, but uh, he makes millions. Little teeth cleaning would go a long way.

Congrats to the Gators though. Love nothing more than to have them back in control of the East. You guys have a helluva coach.
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 1:32 pm to
quote:

Can We Discuss McElwain?


going with Saban to the Colts
Posted by TJGator1215
FL/TN
Member since Sep 2011
14174 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 1:33 pm to
Your team sucks and your coach looks like a dyke bitch
Posted by CaptainBrannigan
Good Ole Rocky Top Tennessee
Member since Jan 2010
21644 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 1:33 pm to
Cheese-Teeth Jimmy.


Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
42574 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 1:48 pm to
Can only call plays with a roided out QB. CWM's D is bailing him out.
Posted by logjamming
Member since Feb 2014
7833 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 2:08 pm to
He's a smoker.
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
Member since Jan 2012
28193 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 2:54 pm to
Man this is some weak sauce. What do we have now...

Teeth:
Mac
Henry
Chizik (lack of)

Short:
Saban

Fat:
Bert

Hairline:
Henry
Julio
LF's is n/a

others?

This post was edited on 11/12/15 at 2:55 pm
Posted by Volmanac
Nashville, TN
Member since May 2009
7733 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 2:57 pm to
The new Malzahn.

He's gonna drop off. This will be his best year.
Posted by rootisback
Member since Mar 2014
3371 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 2:58 pm to
Gators need to spring for some teef whitnin
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29453 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 6:31 pm to
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42687 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 8:40 pm to
It's weird but if he wants 'em yellow that's his deal. If I had his money I'd make sure they weren't. PR is part of his job and with so many people getting their teeth whitened, including everyone who goes on television, he should change it.
Posted by Calvin Candie
The Cleopatra Club
Member since Dec 2014
485 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 9:05 pm to
Like the faded ivory of an aging elephant. It's the color of egg nog.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69932 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 9:10 pm to
Motherfricker needs to meet some Tarter Control coming over the middle
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
19257 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 10:04 pm to
Posted by AllenJimFord
Member since Oct 2015
73 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 10:19 pm to
Florida will not settle for mediocrity and will rebuild another dynasty. He is already winning east and kicking butt.
Posted by BasedGator
Member since Sep 2012
391 posts
Posted on 11/13/15 at 1:01 am to
Why do you think he picked a dentist for our backup kicker?
Posted by G8RnGA
Under a rock..........
Member since Jun 2009
5129 posts
Posted on 11/13/15 at 6:28 am to
But in all seriousness if he is going to do something about it it will be in the offseason. Doing something major mid season just wont happen for a multitude of reasons.

If he doesnt have work done this offseason than most likely he just doesnt GAF and I can live that.
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