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Today's pattern of events on the SEC Score Board beginning at 8:00pm EST...
Posted on 11/7/15 at 3:08 am
Posted on 11/7/15 at 3:08 am
-LSU storms out of the gates on fire... the SB lights up with half a hundred posts from LSU fans already claiming a victory.
-By the end of the second quarter, Bama makes a comeback and steals momentum...Bama fans take over the SB and reclaim the victory. A handful of A&M fans show up to celebrate the victory with Bama while flaming LSU in the process.
-For the next quarter and a half, it gets ugly for both teams... the Tiger Scoreboard is raped with "Fire Coach __________" and "Bench/Start _____________" threads while the GOAT scoreboard is trashed with Bama's armchair offensive coordinators asking random people on the internet why Kiffin isn't running/passing/speed optioning more. A few ref bashing threads will be sprinkled throughout both forums.
-Griffith misses a crucial 5 yard fieldgoal... Bama fans run to Twitter to read Griffith his Catholic last rites.
-Midway through the 4th, it's Fournette's feast as he breaks his pee pee off in Alabama's mouth... LSU fans return to finish what they started in the first quarter.
-Bama gets the ball back with a chance to tie it and Coker tosses an INT... Bama and A&M fans log out (and we hear a crazy Bama fan story on the news Sunday morning) while LSU fans break the internet.
Bank on it.
-By the end of the second quarter, Bama makes a comeback and steals momentum...Bama fans take over the SB and reclaim the victory. A handful of A&M fans show up to celebrate the victory with Bama while flaming LSU in the process.
-For the next quarter and a half, it gets ugly for both teams... the Tiger Scoreboard is raped with "Fire Coach __________" and "Bench/Start _____________" threads while the GOAT scoreboard is trashed with Bama's armchair offensive coordinators asking random people on the internet why Kiffin isn't running/passing/speed optioning more. A few ref bashing threads will be sprinkled throughout both forums.
-Griffith misses a crucial 5 yard fieldgoal... Bama fans run to Twitter to read Griffith his Catholic last rites.
-Midway through the 4th, it's Fournette's feast as he breaks his pee pee off in Alabama's mouth... LSU fans return to finish what they started in the first quarter.
-Bama gets the ball back with a chance to tie it and Coker tosses an INT... Bama and A&M fans log out (and we hear a crazy Bama fan story on the news Sunday morning) while LSU fans break the internet.
Bank on it.
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Posted on 11/7/15 at 3:11 am to BradPitt
Didn't read, voted down. You suck.
Posted on 11/7/15 at 3:18 am to BradPitt
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8:00pm EST
Could be entering the 4th quarter of the OM/Arkansas Game.
Posted on 11/7/15 at 3:29 am to BradPitt
quote:You're a smart person
5 yard fieldgoal
Posted on 11/7/15 at 3:42 am to BradPitt
Another A&M thread I see?
Posted on 11/7/15 at 5:01 am to BradPitt
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Bama fans take over the SB and reclaim the victory. A handful of A&M fans show up to celebrate the victory with Bama while flaming LSU in the process.
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Bama and A&M fans log out
LOL! It's funny bc it's true!
Posted on 11/7/15 at 5:20 am to BradPitt
I thought it was going to be stupid, but I was wrong. Funny stuff. Waiting in anticipation for the Aggie mocking. :-D
Posted on 11/7/15 at 6:01 am to BradPitt
Add at the end that LSU's DC didn't blow the game in the last 50 seconds and you may be on to something.
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