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re: Au revoir ****s
Posted on 11/7/15 at 1:15 am to Chef Leppard
Posted on 11/7/15 at 1:15 am to Chef Leppard
May the deity of your choice heap blessings upon you in this life, Chef.
If I have said it once, I've said it at least twice. You are truly the Mark Twain of bourbon-soaked, narcotic-hazed and MDMA-enhanced message board anecdotes.
I am a simple man and am not given to wax poetic about the miracle of medium-rare Waffle House steaks, free-range whore farming, or drunkenly sucking snatch through the sexy mesh of chain link fence so, I will leave the yarn spinning to you and speak plainly in the moving words of the Lebanese poet and philosopher Gibran Khalil Gibran...
"Kul khara wa mout fi kous ummak, Ibn qahba"
Loosely translated from the Arabic, this means
"Eat shite and die in your mothers count, son of a donkey fricking whore"
Edit: Of course, I mean that in the nicest possible way
If I have said it once, I've said it at least twice. You are truly the Mark Twain of bourbon-soaked, narcotic-hazed and MDMA-enhanced message board anecdotes.
I am a simple man and am not given to wax poetic about the miracle of medium-rare Waffle House steaks, free-range whore farming, or drunkenly sucking snatch through the sexy mesh of chain link fence so, I will leave the yarn spinning to you and speak plainly in the moving words of the Lebanese poet and philosopher Gibran Khalil Gibran...
"Kul khara wa mout fi kous ummak, Ibn qahba"
Loosely translated from the Arabic, this means
"Eat shite and die in your mothers count, son of a donkey fricking whore"
Edit: Of course, I mean that in the nicest possible way
This post was edited on 11/7/15 at 1:26 am
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