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re: No waflle house calls for coaches this morning?

Posted on 11/6/15 at 10:59 am to
Posted by GDawg1
Member since Mar 2014
935 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 10:59 am to
Pruitt called a staff meeting this morning at the waffle house where he was waiting with a taser. Schotty arrived and pruitt went up from behind and tazed him while the other defensive assistants laughed in the background. Finally Richt showed up about 15 mins late and when he got out of his 2020 bright red shiny F-150 he whipped out his shlong and bitch slapped pruitt but at the same time pruitt was able to taze richts shlong. Both actions caused a massive explosion and about 30 mins later the police found the whole coaching staff laying in the parking lot naked.
Posted by td01241
Savannah
Member since Nov 2012
22856 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 11:00 am to
I admit I laughed picturing this
Posted by dcbl
Good guys wear white hats.
Member since Sep 2013
29720 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 1:25 pm to
If Richt's and Schitty are around long enough for Mark to be driving a 2020 F150, I may slit my wrists
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